It probably wasn't smart to call Lydia on my microwave...

Enjoy a fun and safe party with real vampires at your local library!

Personal trainers, evil face paint, little old ladies trying to poison me, and quiznos...

Personal trainers, evil face paint, little old ladies trying to poison me, and quiznos...

I had a dream about a carrot.

"Andrew, you go that way and look for single moms and I'll go this way and look over here!"

What happened in the day after posts 4? What did I do? Find out on: "GROUNDED: THE LOST EPISODE! Part 1"

And in other news... What's this? I'm getting a new report... There's been a massive quake in california! Our cameras are malfunctioning! *bzzt*

For those of you interested in RPG over the internet but don't want to pick up in the middle of someone else's, try Mideval: a relativly new, fresh, RP moddled after some elements of FireEmblem and is still fairly origional!
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How are the two possibly related? How does heroine factor in to this? Then again, it always does, somehow.